Canadian Articles

Camilla's Milliner
What's wrong with a head that requires ten fittings for one hat?

Mother's Day Revenge of the Uglies
"Parents would probably deny it, but Canadian researchers have made a startling assertion: Parents take better care of pretty children than they do ugly ones," stated the New York Times.

Naked Came the Canadians
With all the nudity going on in Canada, I'm beginning to think nobody wears any clothes at all, except maybe the mannequins in the shop windows.

Prince Charles to Marry His Mother
Camilla Parker-Bowles, in an effort to be loved by the people of Great Britain and its near-flung empire, snorted, "No, I really do not wish to be addressed as Princess of Wales for that was our own dear and thin Diana's title. I would instead decree myself the title of Duchess of Cornwales, or even Consorting Princess. Or perhaps Queen, which does indeed have a pleasant ring to it."

The Beer-Drinking Urban Canadian
A recent scientific analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.